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Book Snippets - Murderous CaLaMity @cookiemews

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As we go slowly upstairs, he asks me where I hide, It, and did I know that Harlands blood was drained from his body during the night. Confused I ask what he means.

‘You know what I mean Boss, you know rayghtly. And better still, you’re takin a wee bit yourself, I can tell, you know what I mean.’ Monty says.

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Billy King, our Charge Nurse is in the Pineapple Suite, and I tell him I’m doing a little sweep of Dick’s room, as they’ve all had Vodka.

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‘He also said to let the boss know that Saoirse has diarrhoea and needs a Viagra because that’s what he takes when his shit isn’t hard.’ Juliette tells me.

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Charlie has just yelled out of the bedroom window as I wait for Margo,

‘JANE AUSTEN’S A BIG SMELLY WHORE.’

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Three cold compresses later, and a load of KY, and bob’s your uncle, balls are free, unharmed, but hanging a little lower than they were yesterday.

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Murderous CaLaMity @cookiemews

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